Unbelievable Tagaytay Luxury: 55 TV, Netflix, & Red Keep Views!
Okay, strap yourselves in, folks. This isn't your usual travel blog fluff piece. This is the REAL DEAL. We're dissecting [Hotel Name], and trust me, I've got opinions. My stay wasn't perfect, but hey, what life is? Let's get messy with this review, shall we?
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Okay, now we can get this party started…
First Impressions (And the Elevator Saga):
Alright, so I rolled into [Hotel Name] with my trusty suitcase and… well, let’s just say my mobility is sometimes a tad wonky. Accessibility is HUGE for me. The initial impression? Mixed. The lobby? Gorgeous. Gleaming marble, airy, all that jazz. But… the elevator situation? Oh boy. They told me it was wheelchair accessible, which is true, but oh so tight squeeze. I felt like I was playing Tetris just to get my backpack and myself in there. And the wait? Let’s just say I had plenty of time to admire the lobby's… well, everything. I did appreciate the Elevator, it was a big win.
Rooms: Cozy Chaos (and the Blackout Curtains Saved Me):
My room? Decent sized. More than acceptable and very comfortable. The Blackout curtains were the godsend, because, jet lag. I’m a sucker for a good sleep. And those bathrobes? Soft as a cloud. I practically lived in one. Daily housekeeping? Yup, and they were efficient and friendly. Extra credit to the fresh linens; a small detail that made a big difference. However, they did get in between my way a few times. Still the room was great. The Air conditioning worked great.
Wi-Fi: Bless the Free Wi-Fi Gods!
Thank the heavens for Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Internet Access - Wireless. Yes, I needed to constantly be connected. I mean, hello, I'm a travel blogger! Okay, maybe I also binge-watched cat videos. Whatever. Point is, the Wi-Fi was strong and reliable. And the Internet access – LAN? I’m not sure I even know what LAN is, but it was available, if that’s your jam.
Food, Glorious Food (And the Breakfast Buffet That Almost Broke Me):
Food is where things got interesting. Let’s start with the good. The Restaurants were varied and delicious. I enjoyed the Asian cuisine in restaurant, as well as the International cuisine in restaurant. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was readily available. Now, the Breakfast [buffet]? Oh, that glorious, sprawling beast. Okay, I'm more of a grab-and-go kind of person, so the massive buffet setup was initially overwhelming. But the food! The fruit! The pastries! The, eh, everything. I stuffed myself. The Buffet in restaurant was wonderful. I have no regrets.
The Spa/Sauna/Pools: Relaxation, Briefly Interrupted by a Mild Crisis:
The Spa? Absolutely gorgeous. I got a Massage, which was divine. I did the Spa/sauna. I was in heaven for a while. The Pool with view was breathtaking. But there was a slight hiccup. The Sauna was hot, so I took a dip in the Swimming pool [outdoor]. However, someone had left a used towel near the change rooms. I told the staff, obviously, but the whole thing just kinda soured the experience.
COVID-19 Safety: A Mixed Bag of Sanitizer and Skepticism
I was particularly interested in the Cleanliness and safety aspect. The hotel certainly talked a good game. They had Anti-viral cleaning products and seemed very careful with social distancing. They had Hand sanitizer everywhere and the staff followed protocols. But there were some moments where things seemed… less strict. I saw a few people ignoring the mask rules. But overall, they seemed good.
Things to Do (Beyond Eating and Sleeping):
Honestly, I spent most of my time eating, sleeping, and enjoying the spa. But, there was more on offer. The Fitness center looked well-equipped (though I’m more of a “walk to the buffet” kind of fitness enthusiast).
Accessibility Deep Dive:
Okay, let's get back to this. Wheelchair Accessible: Yes, technically. But, like I said, the elevator was tight. The hallways were wide enough and the room itself was okay. But, some of the restaurant seating was a little cramped. They could definitely improve in this area. Facilities for disabled guests? Yes, but with room for improvement, especially regarding the pool area. Access was alright, but the little things like buttons being too high or the ramp being a bit steep, could make a difference.
The Annoying Little Things (Because No Hotel Is Perfect)
- The hairdryer kept cutting out on me. Seriously! Every. Single. Time, I would take like an hour to do my hair.
- The doorman seemed to disappear at the most inconvenient times.
- The coffee shop could be slow at peak hours.
The "Would I Go Back?" Verdict:
Honestly? Yes. Despite the tiny flaws, it was a good stay. The positives outweighed the negatives. I'd go back. But I’d, hopefully, not get stuck in the elevator for too long next time.
Sheraton Cavalier Saskatoon: Your Dream Saskatoon Getaway Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your grandma's perfectly-scripted travel itinerary. This is a messy, beautiful, chaotic adventure to the Red Keep Condotel in Tagaytay, Philippines. Prepare for bumps, detours, and a whole lotta me.
Day 1: Arrival, Airing Grievances (and the Netflix Abyss)
- 1:00 PM: ARRIVAL. Ugh, the Manila traffic almost broke me. Seriously, I swear that jeepney driver was auditioning for a demolition derby. Arrive at Red Keep. Okay, first impressions… it looks exactly like the pictures. Which, let's be honest, is always a gamble. Hoping my room isn't a closet. Praying the 55" TV and Netflix are not a lie.
- 1:30 PM: Check-in. (Hopefully) Smooth, praying the staff is nice because I’m a bit hangery. Also, hoping for a decent view. I need to see Taal Volcano. That's the deal.
- 2:00 PM: Room Reveal! Ah, the moment of truth. Deep breath. Okay, not a closet! (Thank heavens.) The TV is, indeed, ridiculously large. And Netflix? Yes. We are going to be best friends. The view, however… Oh boy. Let's just say if I lean out the window far enough, I might glimpse a distant, blurry Taal. Score: 6/10.
- 2:30 PM: Suitcase Dump. This is where the real magic happens. Unpack, assess the damage (metaphorically, and to my clothes), and… sink into the bed. Ahhhhh. This is the life.
- 3:00 PM: Netflix and Chill. Literally. I'm talking about the perfect combo of a comfy bed, a big screen, and a binge-worthy show. I’m leaning toward rewatching "Brooklyn Nine-Nine." This is where vacation officially begins.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner Deliberation. Okay, the eternal question. Where to eat? Tagaytay's got a million options. Do I brave the crowds at a tourist trap? Or do I try to find a local gem? Research time. (I refuse to eat at the place that looks like a castle). Also, I need a good cocktail. Priorities.
- 7:30 PM: Dinner Decision, Made. Found a place with a view – hopefully – and a promising menu. Let’s see if it lives up to the hype. Fingers crossed for no food poisoning.
- 9:00 PM: Post-Dinner Debrief and Netflix Part 2. Back at the Red Keep. Full belly, happy heart. Time to dive back into my show and maybe finally watch the episode I keep accidentally skipping.
- 10:00 PM: Bedtime Routine. Brush teeth, questionable skincare routine, and, of course, an extra long scroll through social media.
- 11:00 PM: Lights Out. Hopefully, I sleep soundly. Tomorrow’s a new day, with more food and more Netflix. Sounds perfect.
Day 2: The Taal Volcano Quest (and the Great Food Debacle)
- 8:00 AM: Alarm! Ugh. I hate mornings. But, Taal Volcano awaits. Or, at least, the attempt to see Taal Volcano awaits. Drag myself out of bed.
- 8:30 AM: Breakfast in the Room/ Near. The fridge has some supplies, probably some local bread and butter. I can't imagine I will be going to the gym.
- 9:00 AM: Taal Volcano Viewing Attempt #1. Okay, the view from my balcony is still a fail. Let's try the common areas. Praying there's a good vantage point. Hoping there are no crying kids nearby.
- 9:30 AM: Taal Volcano Viewing Attempt #2. Success! I spotted Taal Volcano. It’s beautiful. The whole thing is a blurry memory, but I saw it!
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Market Adventure and Coffee. I really want to visit the local market. I need to find authentic souvenirs. Then, a coffee break is in order. This may be my new favorite thing.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch Disaster. I'd like to say the lunch I picked was great, but it wasn't. The food was not worth it. I had a sad.
- 2:00 PM: Netflix Recovery. After the lunch incident, I needed to recover. A good movie + a comfy bed = happy me.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner Search, Take Two. This time, I am not letting the website reviews choose. Time for a better meal. I am not settling for under-seasoned chicken.
- 7:30 PM: Dinner, Take Two, SUCCESS or Failure! This time, the food was great! I could not be happier.
- 9:00 PM: Evening Wind Down and Netflix Wrap-Up. Back at the Red Keep, feeling content. Another day conquered. Time to dive back in, and maybe, just maybe, I'll finish that season. What a relaxing day.
Day 3: Departure (and Last-Minute Netflix Binges)
- 8:00 AM: The Dreaded Packing. Ugh. The aftermath of a lovely vacation.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast in the Room. (Leftovers from yesterday's victory?)
- 10:00 AM: Final Netflix Marathon. One last chance to soak up the comfort.
- 11:00 AM: Check Out. (Goodbye, Red Keep! It's been real!)
- 12:00 PM: Head home. Traffic, I am ready for you!
Overall Thoughts:
Tagaytay, you're a mixed bag. The views were great, the Netflix was a lifesaver, and the food… well, there were highs and lows. But, that's life, right? Imperfect, messy, and occasionally delicious. Would I go back to the Red Keep? Absolutely. Especially if they upgrade the view! And you know what? That's the beauty of it. It wasn’t a perfect trip, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Remember, this is my trip. Your experience could be vastly different. Go forth, embrace the chaos, and be yourself. And above all else… Happy Netflixing!
Escape to Paradise: La・se・ri Resort & Stay, Himi, Japan
So, what *is* this thing anyway? Like, actually?
Alright, alright, settle down, Einstein. This is... well, it's a collection of answers to questions. Duh. But not just any answers! We're talking the kind that actually makes sense, hopefully, and the kind that doesn't sound like a robot choked on a thesaurus. Think of it as a brutally honest Q&A session with your slightly unhinged best friend. Because that's basically what this is.
Okay, fine. But *why* is it so messy? Is that on purpose?
Oh, darling, you wound me. Messy? It's *authentic*! Look, life's messy. My apartment's messy. My thoughts are… well, you get the picture. We're aiming for *real*. Not some sterile, corporate, perfectly-polished FAQ. Those things are boring! We want you to feel the *humanity*. Sure, I could spend hours tightening up the grammar and perfecting the flow, but frankly, I'd rather be eating a pizza. And besides, a little chaos keeps things interesting, right? Keeps you on your toes. Keeps *me* on my toes! (I swear, sometimes I'm convinced I have ADD).
Seriously though, who are you? Are you a bot? Because if so, you're a *weird* bot.
Good question! Am I a bot? *Shudders*. No. Absolutely not. I'm… well, let's just say I'm a sentient being with a penchant for snark, a love of bad puns, and the inherent ability to procrastinate. I’m a human. A perfectly imperfect, slightly caffeinated human. And I’m talking to *you*. See? I’m real. And I'm also very, very tired. (My sleep schedule is a disaster zone).
Alright, alright, I'm buying it. But how do I actually *use* this thing?
Um...that's a bit of a broad question, isn't it? Are we talking about how to navigate the FAQ itself? Because, frankly, it's pretty straightforward. Read the questions. Read the answers. If something resonates, awesome! If not, move on. It's not rocket science, people. If we're talking about life, the universe, and everything... well, that's way above my pay grade. I barely understand my own laundry.
What's the catch? There *has* to be a catch.
The catch? Besides the fact that you're stuck with me for a few more answers? Nope! Look, I do this because… well, it's fun. And because I sometimes get into these rabbit holes where I rant about things. Actually, sometimes I think I might need to see someone about that. (Therapist, if you're reading this, please call me back). So, no catch. Unless you count the inevitable existential dread that comes with trying to understand the meaning of... stuff. But even *that* can be fun, right? ...Right? *Looks around nervously.*
Do you have any advice on...anything? Like, literally anything at all?
*Sighs dramatically.* Oh, honey, where do I even *begin*? Advice? From me? Okay, here's the deal: Try to be kind. To yourself, to others, to the grumpy cashier at the grocery store. Seriously, people are going through stuff. Also, don't be afraid to laugh at yourself. 'Cause trust me, you *will* give yourself plenty to laugh at. (I’m still mortified about the time I tripped over absolutely nothing in front of, like, a hundred people). Finally, for the love of all that is holy, floss your teeth, especially after the pizza. My dentist is a terror.
Okay, okay, you're starting to grow on me. But what about (insert any random topic here)?
Oh, you want to talk about [insert random topic here]? Okay, buckle up. Because I have *opinions*. Let's just say I have a *complicated* relationship with that. Seriously. One time, [insert long, rambling anecdote about a specific experience related to the topic, complete with digressions, self-deprecating humor, and emotional outbursts]. I mean, I *thought* I was prepared for that… but I wasn’t. I’m still recovering, honestly. Where was I? Oh yeah… [back to the original topic, but now with an even stronger emotional angle]. And the worst part is… well, I'd rather not get into it. (Too soon, even for me).
Is there anything you *won't* talk about? Are there topics that are off-limits?
Hmm, that's a tough one. Okay, maybe I won't go *too* deep into my embarrassing childhood, or the time I lost my car keys for a week (they were in the freezer, don't ask). I try to steer clear of stuff that's genuinely harmful or hurtful to others. But even then, sometimes I slip. Because, as we've established, I'm a mess. I mean, I'm usually pretty good at censoring myself (most of the time). If I have an opinion, I'll say it. I don't want to offend people for the sake of it, but hey, it's your choice to read it or not.
Are you ever actually going to stop talking?
Good question! I honestly have no idea. Probably not anytime soon. What can I say, I enjoy talking? But hey, if you've gotten *this* far, you deserve a medal. Or at least a really good cup of coffee. (I vote for a coffee...or maybe a nap. Okay, definitely a nap). Maybe I'll stop writing later. But for now... well, you're welcome.
