Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Ji Hotel Wenzhou – Wanda's Hidden Gem!
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits? Ji Hotel Wenzhou – Wanda's Hidden Gem… Kinda! (My Honest Review)
Okay, so I just hauled myself back from the Ji Hotel Wenzhou, part of the Wanda empire – and let me tell you, the words "hidden gem" are… well, they're ambitious. Let's dive in, shall we? This is gonna be messy, opinionated, and totally me. Buckle up.
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Accessibility (or, the Wheelchair Tango):
Alright, first things first. Accessibility – this is key. The hotel actually says it's got facilities for disabled guests. And they do… sort of. Lifts are present, which is HUGE. Reaching my room was a breeze, and the corridors are wide enough. The bathroom claimed accessibility, but honestly, the maneuvering space around the toilet felt a bit…optimistic. This is where that "kinda" in the title comes in. I’d recommend calling ahead and verifying dimensions if you're truly dependent on it. Grade: B- (Could be way better, folks!)
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: This wasn't something I was able to personally verify with certainty, but the hotel layout suggests accessible options. However, I wasn't able to get to every option myself with my mobility restrictions, so this is another area to proactively verify.
Internet Access (the Modern Necessity):
Thank GOODNESS for Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!. And it actually worked! Streaming my favorite show was a breeze. The website said good things about Internet Access [LAN] in some rooms, but I didn't use that, I just went with the Wi-fi and it was fast and reliable. (Although, I did find a random Ethernet cable in my closet. Weird). There was Wi-Fi in public areas too, which was nice for catching up on emails in the lobby while waiting. Overall, internet-wise, they nailed it. Grade: A+ (Thank you, internet gods!)
Things to Do, Ways to Relax (aka Spa Day Shenanigans… or Lack Thereof):
Okay, the brochure promised paradise. Spa, sauna, steamroom, massage, pool with a view… the works. And, you know what? They had most of it! The swimming pool [outdoor] looked amazing, but it was unfortunately closed for the season. The spa was where things got real interesting.
The Spa: A Tale of Two Massages (or, My Shoulder's Revenge)
I'm obsessed with massages. Seriously. So, I booked one immediately. The spa itself looked incredible, all zen vibes and hushed tones. The first massage I got was…underwhelming. It was like a friendly pat-down. I asked the therapist to apply some pressure, but she just kind of…giggled? I chalked it up to a language barrier and decided to give it another shot. This time, I asked for "deep tissue."
The second therapist… oh, my god. It was a full-on assault. My shoulder knotted up like a pretzel. I was yelling like a banshee (okay, maybe not yelling, but definitely making noises.) I've had massages where I've almost drifted off to sleep from the relaxation and other times where I’ve been literally screaming. This was the screaming kind. My shoulder throbbed for days afterwards. This is a gamble, folks. And I lost.. Maybe ask, before booking, about the skill level of the person. Grade: C- (Hit or miss, and mostly a miss for me.)
The Fitness Center: It did have a Gym/fitness center… and looked pretty standard. I didn't go. I was too busy recovering from the shoulder assault to do anything, to be honest.
Cleanliness and Safety (the COVID-19 Concern):
Listen, I'm still a bit of a germaphobe, even after all this time. So, the Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Rooms sanitized between stays, and the Hand sanitizer everywhere were a huge comfort. I saw staff constantly wiping things down. They seemed to be taking things seriously. Staff is trained in safety protocols, that was good to see. I give them props for being on top of this. Grade: A+ (Made me feel relatively secure).
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Fueling My Soul):
Okay, food is important. The hotel offers Asian cuisine in restaurant, and International cuisine in restaurant, but I stuck to what I knew. The Breakfast [buffet] was… well, it was a buffet. A big one, thankfully! Plenty of options and different types of breakfast food. I’m a simple person. Asian breakfast was available, the Western breakfast, too. Everything was pretty fresh, and there was a wide selection. However, the coffee… let's just say it wasn’t the best. They also had nice Coffee/tea in restaurant. I'd describe the food as "safe" in the best possible way. You won't be blown away, but you won’t be disappointed either. There was a nice Bar area, and I’d love to drink there, too. The Happy hour was a solid value. There was a Poolside bar, which was closed, but it looked very inviting. Room service was available, too, with Room service [24-hour], which was a lifesaver one night when I just wanted to collapse. Grade: B+ (Food was good, not mind-blowing. Solid breakfast buffet).
Services and Conveniences (The Perks & Oddities):
Air conditioning in public area – check. Air conditioning in my room, too. Praise the AC gods. They had a Concierge, and they were helpful. I used them to get a taxi and they were very efficient. Laundry service was available, which was a relief (my suitcase was overflowing!). Daily housekeeping was wonderful. Loved coming back to a tidied room. The elevator was, again, important. Car park [free of charge], which is a plus.
My personal, slightly bizarre highlight? A tiny, ornate Shrine tucked away in a corner of the hotel. It was the last thing I expected! I thought it was charming.
However, there was the issue of it being hard to find. It took me a while. Maybe someone could advertise it…
For the Kids (Because, Family Travel):
I didn't have any kids with me, but the hotel claims to be Family/child friendly. They had what looked like a Kids facility. Babysitting service was on the menu. So, families should be fine.
Getting Around (the Wanderings):
I only used the Taxi service, and it was easy to arrange. I didn’t take Airport transfer but if you got it, it exists.
Available in All Rooms (Amenities Galore… Mostly):
You know, the basics were there. Additional toilet (thank you!), Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes (nice touch!), Bathroom phone. Nothing fancy, but everything you need. I did have a Coffee/tea maker, which was essential. The Free bottled water and Refrigerator were also appreciated. The Wi-Fi [free] worked, too, which is always a plus. The Window that opens was a nice touch.
The Imperfections:
Okay, time for the gripes. The noise levels in the hallways were… well, they weren't nonexistent. Some Soundproofing would be appreciated. And my room had no view, even though I was on a high floor, although it had blackout curtains. The pool was closed, and that was a bummer.
The Verdict:
The Ji Hotel Wenzhou is… complicated. It's a decent hotel with some potential. The safety is a big plus. The food is fine. The spa is a gamble. The accessibility is… better than nothing. It's not the most luxurious experience, but it's not terrible either. It's a solid choice if you want a well-located hotel for your journey. However, next time, I'll probably try somewhere else.
Final Grade: B (Could be a B+ with a new spa, and better sound-proofing!)
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Alright, here we go. Buckle up, buttercups, because this is NOT your average travel itinerary. This is… my Ji Hotel Wenzhou Longwan Wanda Wenzhou, China, EXPERIENCE. Prepare for jet lag, questionable food choices, and maybe, just maybe, a minor existential crisis.
Day 1: Arrival & Mild Disorientation (and Spicy Noodles!)
- 14:00 - Landed in Wenzhou! (Or, more accurately, survived the flight which felt like wrestling a particularly unruly garden gnome for 12 hours). The air is thick with… something. I can't quite place it, but it's definitely there. Immigration was a breeze – a pleasant surprise! (Usually, I trip over my own feet and set off alarms.)
- 15:00 - Taxi to Ji Hotel: The cab ride was an education. Think frantic honking, a symphony of beeping, and a driver who seemed to believe the red light was merely a suggestion. We made it! Barely. The hotel lobby… is… gold. A LOT of gold. Feels like I've wandered into a dragon’s hoard. Am I going to be robbed? (Quick Google search: Wenzhou is generally safe. Good.)
- 15:30 - Check-in Chaos: The front desk staff are lovely, but my Mandarin skills are… non-existent. Lots of pointing, smiling, and pretending to understand. Finally, success! Keycard secured. Room… secured. Room. Is. TINY. But clean. Air conditioning blasting. I’m already sweating.
- 16:00 - Room Reconnaissance & Deep Breath: Okay, time to unpack. Wait, where’s my… oh, God. I left my toothbrush in the airport. (Face palm.) This is why I travel with a backup. Victory!
- 17:00 - Food Adventure: Search for sustenance. I stumble out, stomach rumbling. Wandering around outside the hotel. Found a noodle place! This is it! I gesture wildly at a picture of something red and glorious. It's a noodle bowl, and it looks spicy, and I am starving.
- 17:30 - Spicy Noodle Revelation: The noodles arrive. OH. MY. GOD. Spicy doesn't quite cover it. My face is on fire, my nose is running, and I love it! This is the kind of messy, glorious meal that makes travel worthwhile. I am officially in love with Wenzhou. (Later, I'll regret this immediate love. Much later. Keep reading.)
- 18:30 - Post-Noodle Coma: Back in the tiny room, fueled by endorphins and fiery noodles. Exhausted. I think I’ll sleep…
Day 2: The Wanda Plaza & Escalator Adventures (and Regret)
- 09:00 - Awake! (Barely. Jet lag is a cruel mistress.) I am slightly horrified that I'm still alive after that noodle massacre.
- 10:00 - Breakfast Debacle: Hotel "breakfast" is… a buffet. The choices are… adventurous. I opt for toast and a suspiciously orange juice. The toast is burnt. The juice… I'm not sure what it is. Vaguely fruity, definitely sweet. I’m playing it safe.
- 11:00 - Wanda Plaza Expedition: The Wanda Plaza! I heard it was the place to be. It's… a mall. A massive, sprawling, overwhelming mall. Filled with things I don't need and probably can't afford.
- 11:30 - Department store Daze: I wandered into a department store that was a pure aesthetic overload. The clothing racks ran every color imaginable, and some that weren't. I touched some velvety fabrics, a few sequined dresses, and just stared at some of the shoes. I had a full-blown panic moment, where I thought, "I'm not worthy!" and I just wanted to go back to my room.
- 12:00 - ESCALATOR MADNESS!: The escalators are… everywhere. Seriously, the entire mall could be run on the electricity generated by the escalators. I get on one, and it seems to go on forever. Anxiety rises. What if it breaks? What if I'm trapped on an escalator for eternity? (Dramatic, I know.)
- 13:00 - Lunch Mishap: Food court. So many choices! So much… pressure! Panicking, I choose something that looks safe. Turns out it's some kind of… gelatinous mystery meat. I manage to eat half of it, mostly because I don't want to offend anyone. (Note to self: Learn some basic Mandarin phrases for "What is this?" and "Is this safe to eat?")
- 14:00 - Wanda Plaza Evacuation: Successfully escaped the escalator vortex and the food court of doom. I need air.
- 14:30 - Coffee Quest: Found a coffee shop! Thank God. I need caffeine. This coffee is… okay. Nothing to write home about, but it's hot and caffeinated. Crisis averted.
- 15:00 - Shopping Attempt (and Failure): Decide to actually try to shop. End up overwhelmed. The clothing sizes are, for the most part, not made for someone of my… dimensions. Leave empty-handed, defeated, and slightly annoyed.
- 16:00 - Walk back to the Hotel: Contemplating my life choices. The noodles were a mistake. The mall was a mistake. Am I a mistake?
- 17:00 - Nap. A long, glorious nap.
- 18:00 - Dinner? Maybe. Undecided. I think I'll have a banana. Safety first.
Day 3: A Moment of Zen (and the Quest for a Good Cup of Tea)
- 09:00 - Morning: Finally, less jet lag. I think that's mostly due to the mountains of food.
- 10:00 - Temple Discovery: I managed to find a small side street, lined with little shops. I found an old temple, a quiet oasis of peace. It was just a few people and just the right kind of atmosphere.
- 11:00 - Tea Serenity: I walk back to the street to find a tea shop. Tea is my solace. Unfortunately, the tea here is… not good. (Or, at least, not to my Western-palate.)
- 12:00 - Lunch: I'm starving. The hotel breakfast was pretty awful. I find a place close by to have some baozi. It's perfect.
- 13:00 - Wandering: I head back to the room and do nothing.
- 14:00 - Tea: The tea is growing on me. I start to enjoy it.
- 15:00 - The hotel and relax: I lie on the bed and chill. I decide to watch TV. There is a Chinese TV channel, which I do understand, but it is entertaining.
- 16:00 - Snack: I visit the local convenience store to purchase some snacks - more noodles!
- 17:00 - Dinner: I eat my noodles and I smile.
Day 4: Departure (and Final Thoughts)
- 07:00 - Wake up, Pack up: The suitcase is a mess. I will figure it out.
- 08:00 - Breakfast: This time, I find something half-decent.
- 09:00 - Check out and Travel: I leave the hotel.
- 12:00 - Plane: At the airport, I board the plane.
- 13:00 - Thoughts: I fly home, and reflect. I had a terrible time, but I think it was one of the best things I've done. I am glad I went.
Final Thoughts:
Wenzhou… is… an experience. It's loud, it's chaotic, it's challenging. And, despite the questionable food choices and the escalator near-death experience, I kind of loved it. It's a place that strips away all your pretensions and forces you to just… be. Would I go back? Absolutely. Maybe next time I’ll learn more Mandarin… and bring my own toothbrush.
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So, Ji Hotel Wenzhou – Wanda... "Hidden Gem"? *Really*? What's the deal?
What's the *vibe*? Is it modern, traditional, or confused? (Asking for a friend... and myself.)
Let's talk rooms! What did *you* think of the actual *room*? Size? Cleanliness? That all-important *bed*?!
Was the service any good? Did the staff speak English? (Because, hello, communication is kind of key.)
Breakfast. The ultimate hotel test. How was the breakfast situation? Was it included? And, most importantly, was there coffee?
Location, location, location! How convenient is the Ji Hotel actually situated?
What about amenities? Pool? Gym? Anything fun?
Would you stay there again? (Be honest!)
