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Escape to Paradise: Cagayan de Oro… Is it REALLY Paradise? (A Brutally Honest Review)
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the beans on "Escape to Paradise" in Cagayan de Oro. The name alone sets a high bar, doesn't it? Paradise? Let's just say… it’s NOT always what you expect. I'm writing this from a place of slightly sunburned skin, a lingering taste of lukewarm buffet coffee, and a whole lotta opinions.
Accessibility and Getting There: A Mixed Bag, Like My Luggage After This Trip.
First, the accessibility. I'm happy I don't need a wheelchair, because while they claim to have facilities for disabled guests, I'm skeptical. The entrance seemed manageable, but I wouldn't bet my bottom dollar on navigating the whole place with ease. Getting to CDO? Easy peasy! The airport runs are pretty frequent. They offer an airport transfer, which is a LIFESAVER, especially after that chaotic, baggage-claim rodeo. The car park is free (woo!), parking on-site. Getting around within the resort itself felt manageable, unlike say, trying to find my way to the pool after a couple of piña coladas, which was an adventure in itself.
Rooms: Functional, But Don't Expect "Wow!"
My room? Pretty standard. Air conditioning was a godsend in the Mindanao heat! Had a desk to work at, thankfully. Free Wi-Fi in the room… and in all rooms!, and it actually worked! Hallelujah! Internet access – wireless was a lifesaver. They offered daily housekeeping, (thank goodness) and all the essential condiments you could ask for, it was almost like living in the comforts of my own home, except the cleanliness was far superior. My room had a safety deposit box - always a plus. And the bathrobes! I lived in them. Honestly, they were probably the most luxurious part of the whole experience. I did notice the blackout curtains - a real game-changer for sleeping in after battling that jet lag. The mini bar was standard, with all the usual suspects (and prices that weren't exactly “paradise-esque”). I had a coffee/tea maker, (score!), and complimentary tea (double score!).
The bathroom was… functional. Not spectacular, mind you. Just there. Clean, though. I appreciate clean. Had a bit of a weird moment with a bathroom phone - who calls from the bathroom anymore?! Maybe it's one of those "old-school luxury" things. The shower worked. The hair dryer wasn't the best. Toiletries were provided, the usual hotel-grade stuff. In all honesty, though, the room was comfortable and clean, and that's what mattered.
Eating, Drinking, and Snacking: The Food Coma Cometh
Okay, let's talk food. This is where things get… interesting.
- Breakfast. The breakfast buffet was a mixed bag. There were definitely some Asian options, which I appreciated. I went to get a breakfast [buffet], and I was shocked by the array of foods they had to offer for the first time. Coffee/tea in restaurant - passable. Western breakfast was available, but it's not something I went for. The worst part? The lukewarm temperature. I'm not a fan of lukewarm anything.
- Lunch/Dinner: There were restaurants, so there was that. More Asian cuisine available, as well as International cuisine. They all blended together after a while. I’m a big fan of desserts in restaurant and I found quite a few to choose from!. I’m a sucker for a decent salad in restaurant, and their options were generally okay. A snack bar and poolside bar were also options. Poolside bar! I love that. There was even a happy hour at some point, and I took advantage of it more than I'm willing to admit. The a la carte in the restaurant gave you a better picture of what they could do than the buffets. They had bottle of water and that. Room service [24-hour] was a lifesaver when I got back to the room late. I can't remember what it was all like, but I know I survived… which is a win, right?
- Dietary Needs: Vegetarian restaurant: I didn't try it, but hey, they had it! Alternative meal arrangement: They were happy to accommodate dietary needs.
Ways to Relax (or Try To): Paradise Promises, Glitches Present
Okay, the "Escape" part. The reason you're supposed to feel like you’ve landed in heaven. Here’s where the cracks started to show.
- The Pool. The swimming pool [outdoor] was lovely. The Pool with view was… okay-ish. Nothing breathtaking. The water was cold, refreshingly so, but crowded. I did spend a lot of time by the water, it was relaxing to just sit there and soak it all in.
- Spa/Sauna. The spa was not exactly what I expected. Definitely not paradise, despite what the brochure promised. The Body scrub felt more like an after-thought. I was looking forward to the massage, but the therapist seemed to be more interested in chatting with her coworker than delivering a blissful experience. I can’t lie, I was a little disappointed. Sauna: I didn't go.
- Gym/fitness - I found the gym, it felt a bit neglected but it was still decent enough.
- Steamroom - I was so desperate to relax, that I tried it for the first time and it was quite the experience!
Cleanliness and Safety: Trying to Keep Up
Okay, the COVID era. They were cleanliness and safety conscious. They were keeping up with the times.
- Hand sanitizer: Available everywhere.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Yes, they seemed to know the drill.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: I hope so.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: I saw them doing it.
- Cashless payment service: Convenient.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Mostly adhered to, though the buffet could get a little close for comfort at times.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: I'm assuming.
- Safe dining setup: Tables spaced out, which was a plus.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter (Or Don't)
- Concierge: They seemed helpful. I didn't really need them for anything major.
- Laundry service: Super important when I wore my clothes for far too long!
- Daily housekeeping: They were great.
- Cash withdrawal: There's an ATM, which is always handy.
- Dry cleaning/Ironing service: Yes, and that saved me a lot of time.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Standard tourist stuff.
- Elevator: Available.
- Room service [24-hour]: I was glad to have it.
- Currency exchange: There's a service, but I'm not sure what the fees are.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly… Maybe
- Kids meal - Yes, they have it.
- Babysitting service - Available but I did not require it.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy, Lemon Squeezy
- Airport transfer: Thank goodness!
- Taxi service: Readily available.
- Car park [free of charge]: A huge bonus.
The Verdict: Paradise Lite?
So, did I escape to paradise? Not exactly. "Escape to Paradise" in Cagayan de Oro has its moments, and is trying to be a good resort, but don't go expecting pristine perfection. The rooms are comfortable, the staff for the most part is friendly, and there are some decent amenities. The food is hit or miss, the spa experience was underwhelming, and the "paradise" vibe feels somewhat forced. The accessibility is a potential cause of concern.
Overall, I'd give it a solid 3.5 out of 5 stars. It's a decent option for a relaxing getaway in CDO, but temper your expectations. It's a good base to explore the area from, the most relaxing part of the trip for me was the terrace. If you're looking for genuine paradise, you might need to keep escaping… maybe to a different place!
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Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your average itinerary. This is… well, this is me trying to survive, thrive, and maybe possibly not embarrass myself completely in Happy Home, Cagayan de Oro. Consider this less a rigid schedule and more… a series of increasingly desperate pleas for delicious food and air conditioning.
The Cagayan De Oro Chaos: A Slightly Unhinged Adventure
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Chicken Inasal Quest (Plus, Existential Dread)
Morning (or What Passes for Morning After a Red-Eye Flight): Landed in Laguindingan Airport. Ugh, airport logistics ALWAYS freak me out. Found a taxi. Negotiated the fare (felt like I bartered for the crown jewels, because haggling gives me hives). The drive to Happy Home? Let's just say the scenery was… spirited. Lots of mopeds, bright colors, and a general "anything goes" vibe. I like it already.
Mid-Morning: Hotel Check-In and the Room That Wasn't: Checked into Happy Home. Okay, the room… it's… well, it's a room. Aircon is a must. This is the Philippines, and I am NOT trying to melt. The internet… let’s just not talk about it. It seems to like to go to sleep randomly, just like me. (I'm already starting to regret not bringing a good book!)
Lunch: The Chicken Inasal Pilgrimage Begins (or, The Search for Salty Bliss): I've heard whispers. Legends really. Of the best chicken inasal in Cagayan de Oro. The quest is ON. I’ve been researching. I'm talking Yelp reviews, blog posts, the whole nine yards. Armed with my Google Maps and a desperate hunger, I'm off to find it. First stop: Manny's Chicken Inasal. Pray for me. This better be good. (Update: It was FANTASTIC. Okay, I'm drooling now just thinking about it. Perfectly grilled, tangy, salty – pure heaven. I may have ordered a second serving. Don't judge.) I ate there. But don't tell anyone.
Afternoon: Wandered around the city. I love that it's so vibrant, so alive. The sheer volume of people! And the jeepneys! Amazing. I got lost three times. It’s fine. I’m embracing the chaos. Maybe I’ll eventually learn my way around.
Evening: Embrace the Confusion. I went to an Ayala Mall. I have no idea why. I just needed air conditioning. And a decent coffee. The malls here are insane with people! And the clothes… I have to resist everything. I ended up buying a bunch of snacks. The weirdest thing? A tiny, individually wrapped durian candy. I haven’t tried it yet. Am I brave enough? (Update: I tried it. It tasted like… a cross between socks and gasoline. 1/10, would not recommend.)
Dinner: More Inasal (Because Why Not?) Back to Manny's. Or maybe a different inasal place. Maybe the same place, but with more chicken. I'm calling it a cultural immersion. Plus, I may or may not make friends with a local from my second stop.
Day 2: Waterfalls, Whitewater and Wobbly Legs
Morning: I got up. Okay, I stumbled out of bed. Breakfast: Instant coffee and a sigh. Today is the day to see the waterfalls. I'm torn between excited and terrified.
What Happened Next (This is the Rambling Part): Okay, so the waterfalls… Maria Cristina Falls, it was supposed to be. But I got some bad advice. Turns out, it's quite a drive. I ended up visiting Mapawa Nature Park. This place is stunning!! Everything's green, tropical, and just plain beautiful. I got slightly lost on a short hike. The trail was muddy. My shoes are covered in God knows what. But the view at the top? Worth it. Worth every single, terrifying bamboo bridge I crossed.
Lunch: Adobo. Glorious, Messy Adobo: After all that hiking, let it be known, I'm starving! And there’s ADOBO. The best adobo of my life. A local woman offered me a plate. She was incredibly kind. We chatted. I understood about half of what she said (my Tagalog skills need work), but the warmth was universal. Plus, that adobo… I think I’ll dream about it tonight.
Afternoon: Whitewater Rafting (Or, “I Almost Drowned and Lived to Tell the Tale”) Now this is where things got REAL. White water rafting on the Cagayan de Oro River! I signed up for the beginner route, because, let’s be honest, I'm less Indiana Jones and more… slightly clumsy tourist. Well, those "beginner rapids" were actually pretty intense. The water was freezing. I swallowed more than my fair share. Screamed a lot. The guide was amazing though, really patient. Surprisingly. I survived. I have pictures to prove it. (I also have a newfound respect for life vests.)
Evening: Post-Rafting Bliss and a Quest for Kinilaw: Oh. My. God. Exhausted. The best way to end the day is Kinilaw with some Tanduay. I might need a massage. Or a nap. Or both. I ended up at Roxas Avenue. A street with a bunch of restaurants, it's a must-go for tourists. The Kinilaw was spicy and delicious. It was the perfect end to a day that could’ve gone south in many ways.
Day 3: Local Markets and Maybe Some Sanity?
Morning: Rise and… attempt to feel human. Coffee. Big coffee. Maybe two. Today, I brave the local market. I'm equal parts thrilled and terrified. My inner germaphobe might have a meltdown. But the smells! The colors! The experience! It's all part of the journey, right?
Mid-Morning: Market Mayhem: Okay, the market. Sensory OVERLOAD. Fruits I've never seen before, fish that look… FRESH. Prices I don't understand. I buy a mango. Perfect. It’s the only thing I managed to buy.
Lunch: Food Trip Again. I will be going to a fast-food place. It has air conditioning. Because I need it. It’s fine.
Afternoon: A Moment of Peace (Please, God): I went back to my room and tried to read. I got distracted by the roosters. And the traffic. And a sudden desire to nap. Maybe, just maybe, I might actually finish that book.
Evening: Departure (or, The Sweet Taste of Freedom) I'm going to the airport. I am leaving. I will be sad to leave. I hope. I'm also going to miss the inasal.
Final Thoughts:
Cagayan de Oro. It's messy. It's chaotic. It's beautiful. It’s delicious. It challenged me. I loved it. I’d go back in a heartbeat. (Once I have a solid plan for handling the lack of internet and the overwhelming amount of… everything.) But for now, I'm exhausted. I’ll be dreaming of chicken inasal, waterfalls, and maybe, just maybe, perfecting my haggling skills for my next adventure.
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Okay, So... What *IS* "Escape to Paradise" Exactly? Sounds Kinda... Over-the-Top.
Alright, alright, I get it. "Escape to Paradise" – a bit much, right? Look, it's a real development in Cagayan de Oro (CDO), Philippines. Think of it as a collection of houses, hopefully with some actual green space, a community vibe... and ideally, not too many noisy neighbors. (Fingers crossed on that one!) They're selling the dream, folks. The dream of sunshine, maybe a pool, definitely cheaper living than, say, escaping to freaking *Paris*.
Honestly, I went to see the model house and... well, it was *nice*. Very... new. A little too perfect, if you ask me. I'm a sucker for character, you know? But you get distracted by the view, which is what really got me. You're basically looking at nature's art.
Why Cagayan de Oro? Isn't That, Like, All the Way Across the World? And... Safe?
Yeah, CDO's a hop, skip, and a looooong jump across the globe for some of you. But trust me, it's worth considering. Think of it as a giant tropical getaway, a place where a cup of coffee is like 70-80 pesos(around $1.5 usd as of Oct 2024), and the weather is generally... delightful.
Security-wise? Okay, look, every place has its issues. I'd do research; you can't just believe everything they tell you. Personally, I felt safe enough wandering around, but always use common sense, right? Don't flash your expensive toys around, and be aware of your surroundings. It's not a perfect world, even in paradise (allegedly).
And honestly, the people? SO friendly. I stumbled (literally, I tripped on a poorly-placed curb – rookie mistake!) and some locals rushed to help. That kind of thing just doesn't happen in most places. It makes you feel... looked after.
Alright, The Big Question: How Much Does This "Paradise" COST? And Can I Afford It Without Selling a Kidney?
Okay, the money talk. Buckle up. I'm not a financial advisor, so please, don't take this as gospel. But from what I gathered, the price range seems... manageable. You won't be needing to sell your kidney, or at least, you *shouldn't*. It's cheaper than a lot of places in the States or Europe, that's for sure.
Think of it like this -- You might be able to buy a house, or at least a reasonable condo for the price of an apartment in *one single* major city. It really depends on the size, the features you choose, and what the market does. Do some online research! Browse their website for current pricing. I'm telling you, though, I really think you can make it work.
The catch? Hidden costs! Property taxes, insurance, HOA fees (hopefully not a nightmare!), furnishing the place. Budget extra. Always. I swear, that's the biggest lesson I've learned in life: always budget more than you think you need. You'll be surprised!
What's the Vibe Like? Am I Going to be Surrounded by Retired Zombies?
Okay, the "vibe." This is important. I can't say for sure what the long-term vibe will be... but there's more to Cagayan than just "old age", and with development, even more locals are coming. I wouldn't expect a constant party (phew), but there's probably a good mix of ages and backgrounds.
In the area, there’s a good mix anyway. Some coffee shops, some bars, some local hangouts. I imagine the development itself will start to build its own community. Maybe a book club? (Please, please let there be a book club!) Maybe pickleball? (I'm not into pickleball, but hey, to each their own.)
Honestly, I’m more worried about the potential for a cliquey, "keeping up with the Joneses" atmosphere .. Fingers crossed it doesn't go that way. It is a gamble; community is something that *evolves*.
Okay, Let's Get Personal: What *REALLY* Sold You on the Place? Dish the Dirt!
This is my favorite question, because it's where I can be brutally, delightfully honest. It wasn’t just the houses (though they were pretty). It was, honestly, the *feeling*. I had this crazy, amazing moment when I was wandering around. I had just spent the whole morning exploring the local market, bargaining for some fruit (a total victory, by the way - haggling is a skill!) And then, later, while the sun was setting, as a matter of fact. I sat in the local market.
I grabbed a table, ordered some *halo halo* (a Filipino dessert, heavenly), and just… *breathed*. I'm a city person, born and bred, but it wasn't a stuffy, crowded city. It was more... human. Relaxed. I saw a woman with a baby in her arms, laughing with her friends and then I watched the sun go down, the sky a wash of orange and purple.
Now, look. That's just *one* moment. It's a snapshot, not a guarantee. But it was enough to make me think, "Maybe... maybe this could work." That moment, and the fact that the people I met were so nice and helpful. Those were real, tangible reasons.
Okay, okay, I'll admit it. I'm also a sucker for good food. And CDO has amazing food. The *kinilaw* (Filipino ceviche!) alone is worth considering the move.
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