Escape to Paradise: Huandalha Resort, Lamphun's Hidden Gem
Escape to Paradise: Huandalha Resort - More Than Just Pretty Pictures (A Real Review)
Okay, so you're thinking about Huandalha Resort in Lamphun, right? You've seen the dreamy photos - perfectly manicured lawns, a turquoise pool that looks like it's been Photoshopped, and rooms that scream “Instagrammable!” Well, let me tell you, I've been there. And while the pictures are gorgeous, the reality is… well, it's complicated. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, because this review ain't sugarcoating anything.
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(Now, the REAL Dirt…and Glory)
Getting there is, well, an adventure. Accessibility is listed, and I believe they have some facilities for disabled guests, but it's a sprawling property. I'm not disabled, but I can see it might be tricky navigating the grounds if you're relying on a wheelchair. Check-in (I used the contactless check-in/out option) was efficient, but the reception area felt a little…sterile, maybe? Like a very clean dentist's waiting room. Bit of a vibe killer right off the bat.
The Rooms! Are they as good as the pictures? Mostly, yes. Air conditioning blasts (a lifesaver!), the blackout curtains are amazing (finally, proper sleep!), and the free Wi-Fi is available in all rooms (and strong!). You've got your coffee/tea maker (thank god), and the refrigerator is perfectly stocked with the obligatory mini-bar goodies (I’m a sucker for a mini Snickers). But…and there's always a but…My non-smoking room (essential for me) had a faint whiff of… well, previously smoked cigarettes. Not a dealbreaker, but a minor annoyance. Oh, and the slippers they give you? Divine. Seriously, I wore those things everywhere. (They should sell them in the gift shop, I would have bought a dozen!)
Internet access [LAN] exists, but honestly, who uses LAN anymore? Let's stick to the Wi-Fi [free]. And the speed? Okay, I could stream Netflix without buffering, so I'm happy. Internet services overall were adequate.
Dining, drinking, and snacking… This is where Huandalha really shines. Let's dive in, shall we?
- Restaurants: Multiple! Restaurants. There's the main restaurant with a buffet, which honestly, was a little underwhelming. I'm talking standard hotel buffet fare. The Asian cuisine was better than the Western, and the coffee/tea in restaurant was decent. There are desserts in restaurant, but they weren't particularly memorable.
- Poolside Bar: Now we're talking! This place is paradise. Sipping a cocktail by the pool, staring at the Pool with view (yep, stunning), listening to the gentle Thai music…pure bliss. The Happy hour deals are worth it. Get the mango sticky rice cocktail. Trust me.
- Snack Bar: Convenient for a quick bite, but nothing to write home about.
- Room service [24-hour]: Lifesaver! Especially after a long day of… doing nothing. The pad thai was surprisingly good.
- Vegetarian restaurant: Apparently available, but I didn't find it (or perhaps I didn't look hard enough).
- I tried a soup in restaurant, it was ok!
- Tried the salad in restaurant, and it was so delicious, it might have been better than anything else I ate.
- The A la carte in restaurant was a good option, I suggest choosing this, the best thing they have, it's something to go for!
And speaking of bliss… Things to do, ways to relax… This is where Huandalha nearly wins.
- The Spa: Okay, hold on to your hats, folks, because this is where things get intense. The spa is… glorious. Seriously. The massage was sublime, a deep tissue experience that kneaded away every ounce of stress. I opted for the Body scrub and Body wrap experience. The scrub was rough, but the wrap…oh, the wrap. I felt like a pampered, swaddled baby. And the Sauna and Steamroom? Pure relaxation. The Spa/sauna experience was absolutely worth it!
- Swimming Pool & Pool with view & Outdoor pool: The pool situation here is fantastic! Seriously, the infinity pool overlooking the rice paddies is everything you see in the pictures. Bring your floaties, bring your book, and park yourself there for hours. The Swimming pool [outdoor] options were so enticing and perfect.
- Fitness center/Gym/fitness: I attempted to use the fitness center…once. Basic equipment, but functional. Let’s be honest, I spent more time at the pool bar.
- Foot bath: I did not use but i heard it was good..
- Things to do outside the resort: Well there are many places around the area to visit, I did not have time, I was too concentrated on relaxation.
Cleanliness and safety (pandemic era…sigh).
- COVID-19 Stuff: Okay, so they tried. They had hand sanitizers everywhere, the staff wore masks religiously, and there was a lot of talk about daily disinfection in common areas (I saw a lot of people spraying things down). They offer room sanitization opt-out available. I was relieved. They have Hygiene certification. I also saw Individually-wrapped food options at the buffet (which was a good move).
- Safe dining setup Seems to be there, but I did not see it. It shows how good or bad is the setup or environment that you're in.
- Staff trained in safety protocol They did, I believe, but there were a few times I saw staff members neglecting the rules.
- Rooms sanitized between stays, yes!
- Anti-viral cleaning products, good!
- Professional-grade sanitizing services, great!
Services and Conveniences:
- The Good: Concierge service was excellent, very helpful with arranging transport. Daily housekeeping was efficient and unobtrusive. Luggage storage was a lifesaver. Cash withdrawal was readily available.
- The Okay: Laundry service was a bit pricey but convenient. The convenience store had the essentials (snacks, drinks, sunscreen).
- The Meh: Gift/souvenir shop was pretty basic, nothing special.
- The Weird: I didn't see a shrines, which considering the location, seems odd.
For the kids:
- Based on the amount of families, I would say that it is absolutely Family/child friendly. There are Kids facilities and I saw a lot of them but did not try them.
- Babysitting service is available.
- Kids meal is available, but i did not try them.
Getting around:
- Airport transfer was smooth and efficient.
- A Car park [free of charge] is great!
- Taxi service is available, but I would recommend using the hotel's transport services.
- I did not try the Valet parking.
Available in all rooms: All of them are pretty basic stuff, and you will use them normally.
Overall Impression:
Huandalha Resort is… a mixed bag. It’s undeniably beautiful, the spa experience is worth the price of admission alone, and the pool is pure Instagram gold. The staff are generally friendly and helpful. However, there are a few cracks in the facade: a slightly impersonal atmosphere, a somewhat underwhelming buffet, and a lingering feeling that they're trying a little too hard to be perfect.
Is it worth it? Absolutely. Just go in with realistic expectations. Embrace the quirks, indulge in the massage, and don't be afraid to order that extra cocktail by the pool. After all, isn't that what escaping to paradise is all about?
Final Verdict: 4 out of 5 stars (with a strong recommendation for the spa and a serious warning about the buffet!). Would I go back? Probably. But next time, I'm bringing my own Snickers bars.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to descend into the glorious chaos that is my (attempted) zen retreat at the Huandalha Resort in Lamphun, Thailand. This isn't your pristine, Instagram-filtered itinerary. This is the REAL DEAL, folks. Prepare for some serious rambling.
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Panic (aka, Where's My Damn Towel?)
15:00 Local Time: Landed in Chiang Mai. Smooth(ish) ride from the airport to Huandalha. The driver, bless his soul, probably didn't understand a word of my frantic attempts to communicate in broken Thai, but we made it! First impressions of the resort? Lush. Like, REALLY lush. Think overgrown jungle meets perfectly manicured gardens. I felt a flicker of calm. Maybe this was the place.
16:00 Local Time: Check-in. Pretty seamless, until I got to my room. Gorgeous! But… where's the towel? And the hairdryer? Minor detail, right? Wrong. I'm already picturing myself as a frizz-ball for the next seven days. Panic level: Mild to moderate.
17:00 Local Time: Explored the grounds. Found the pool. It looked inviting. But the sun was starting to dip and the mosquitos were starting their nightly feast. Decided to retreat to the room, armed myself with the complimentary mosquito repellent. Victory!
18:00 Local Time: Dinner at the resort restaurant. Ordered Pad Thai, because you know, clichés. It was… okay. A little bland, if I'm being honest. And the guy at the next table kept staring at me like my chopsticks were performing brain surgery. Maybe I was the entertainment. Sigh.
19:00 Local Time: Tried to meditate. Failed miserably. My brain was a whirlwind of unhelpful thoughts: "Did I bring enough sunscreen?", "Did I leave the oven on?", "Is that a gecko on the ceiling?" Gave up and decided to watch a cheesy rom-com in my language on my phone.
Day 2: The Elephant (or Lack Thereof) & The Body Scrub Revelation
07:00 Local Time: Woke up at dawn to the sound of… chickens? Really? I thought I'd signed up for zen, not a farm. Still, the air was fresh. The day held the promise of enlightenment, or at least a decent coffee.
08:00 Local Time: Breakfast. The buffet was a sight to behold. Fruits, pastries, eggs, that weird Thai sausage that looks like a giant thumb. Ate everything. Felt guilty about it. This whole "cleanse" thing was going to be a no-go.
09:00 Local Time: Elephant sanctuary visit. My plan was to spend my morning with some gentle giants, but alas, the tour was fully booked. Devastation! Another missed expectation. The feeling of disappointment sank like a lead weight in my stomach.
11:00 Local Time: Spa Appointment. Booked myself a Thai massage and a body scrub. The massage was glorious. The masseuse's hands were magic. I felt like a new person.
13:00 Local Time: Lunch, solo. Felt the ache of loneliness settling in. I just sat at the table, sipping my iced tea, feeling a bit sorry for myself.
14:00 Local Time: Back in the room, I was still mulling over my elephant sanctuary disappointment. I decided that if I couldn't get to the animals, I'd bring them to me. I tried to make a funny doodle for my memories. Success!
The Body Scrub Revelation (a Detour): This scrub. This. Scrub. It began innocently enough. The therapist had warned me that the ingredients were 'natural' and 'powerful'. I'd blithely agreed. What I wasn't prepared for was the sheer intensity of the experience. This stuff was like being sandblasted by a team of tiny, very enthusiastic elves. My skin felt raw, my eyes were watering. I almost cried. I was pretty sure I was going to shed several layers of skin along with all my stress. But then… after the initial onslaught… the most amazing thing happened. I felt unbelievably clean. Like, baby-soft clean!! And the scent… lemongrass and something else I couldn't place but was heavenly. I emerged from that spa room feeling renewed, and strangely… empowered. I had survived the scrub. I could survive anything.
Post-Scrub Reflection: I also realized, sitting there, that maybe this wasn't about perfect zen. Maybe it was about embracing the messy, the imperfect, the slightly-too-intense body scrubs. Maybe it was about the little victories, the funny doodles, the unexpected moments of joy. Maybe it was about finding moments of peace amidst the chaos.
17:00 Local Time: Read a book by the pool. Managed to stay mosquito-bite free this time. Small wins, people, small wins.
19:00 Local Time: Dinner at a local restaurant outside the resort. Some authentic Thai food with a few locals. I could have sworn they were staring at my strange cutlery.
Day 3 & Onward: A Blur of Bliss, Bites, and Existential Dread
The remaining days are a blur of:
- Yoga classes that left me more confused than centered.
- Amazing, spicy mango sticky rice. So. Much. Mango Sticky Rice. (Probably the only thing I'll actually miss.)
- More mosquito bites. (Never fully mastered the repellent situation.)
- Conversations with (and judging of) the other resort guests.
- Moments of pure, unadulterated bliss, like watching the sunrise over the rice paddies.
- Occasional bouts of existential dread, wondering what I was doing with my life.
- A near-disaster involving a very angry rooster and my attempts to steal his breakfast. (Don't ask.)
The Aftermath (aka The Verdict)
Did I achieve perfect zen? Hell, no. But did I have an experience? Did I learn something? Absolutely.
Thailand, Huandalha Resort, whatever, it's a place that both soothed my soul and tested my sanity… in the best way possible.
I'm going home, still a bit of a frizz-ball (thanks, no-hairdryer situation), with a slightly more open heart, a few mosquito bites, and a newfound appreciation for a really, really good body scrub. And that, my friends, is enough. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go pack, and maybe find a good book on how to handle a rooster.
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Okay, spill the tea: Is Huandalha *really* "Paradise"? I mean, come on...
The Pool! Tell me EVERYTHING about the bloody pool. Is it as Instagrammable as it looks?
What's the vibe? Is it all couples canoodling or is there room for a solo traveler (who might, you know, judge people from afar)?
The Food! Is it worth the hype? And more importantly – is it spicy? (I’m a wimp.)
Location, location, location. How easily can you get to other places and is it truly “hidden”?
The Villas! Are they as luxurious as they look? And what about noise? I need my beauty sleep!
What about the spa? Worth it? And can they fix my terrible sunburn?
